in the dream, skyrim's title screen was a kajheet lady standing on top of a big statue
and you could just. easily glitch into controlling her
now you'd instantly die if you touched the ground
but there was a stream behind it so if you climbed down into the water you could get far enough away from the killplane and aggro'd guards to just run freely
and eventually this kajheet lady ended up in a title screen exclusive quest wherein they went into a big aquaductish chamber thing
made of blue square marble where they met specifcially an aquatic tribe of argonians and also one real life human celebrity that was just chilling there
and that last bit is what made my brain bluescreen
so like. brain said "yeah todd would make a game that broken"